KABOBfest FORGES Photograph

In a post entitled, "The most underreported story in the Iran photoshop fiasco," QuiQui -- along with KABOBfest's self-hating token Jew-boy Chaim Sugarman -- try to pass the following photograph as REAL:

Unfortunately for them, KFW has uncovered the actual photo -- which doesn't feature a perverted Ahmadinejad at all! Check it out...

There you have it folks, another example of KABOBfest "Pallywood" propoganda!

Reason #12,033,343,343,01 why Quiqui is an IDIOT!

In typical psycho-anarcho fashion, Quiqui rants about all the negative aspects of capitalism in her most recent post, "Reason #12,033,343,343,01 why capitalism sucks." And, as usual, ignores all the positive attributes of the system -- AND -- fails to provide a viable alternative.

Never mind the fact that blogger wouldn't exist if it weren't for capitalism (neither would KABOBfest -- because there wouldn't be an Internet to host her cyber brainfarts).

Oh, and she wouldn't be able to buy all those wonderful anarchist/marxist bullshit books she reads because no publishing or distribution companies would exist. Except for one's run by the state... but she doesn't believe in states.

And she'd probably have to give up that really cute armpit stained dress of hers, because why would stores exist to sell clothes if they couldn't profit from the sales? Cause they felt like it? Because selling dresses makes them feel good? Idiot.

Oh, and she'd have no computer to post her anti-American propaganda from.

She'd have to give up traveling the world by plane (build a raft dumb ass), stop shopping at Whole Foods, and quit searching for really great salsa CDs.

Why? Because she doesn't believe in capitalism... which, coincidentally, makes her advantaged lifestyle possible.

Blah blah blah it results in inequality. There was inequality before capitalism! No system can erase that because humans are naturally self-interested. It's a dog-eat-dog world. Your idealism is as juvenile as believing in Santa Clause.

Anarchism. Anarchism. ANARCHISM? If you're so anti-state, stop attending a state school.

Quiqui is soooOOOOOooooOOOOoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOO DUMB!!

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Seeing as Quiqui is into posting candid pictures of people and then proceeding to mock them, KFW thought it would do the same with this wonderfully moist photograph of her and Fayyad dancing...


Fayyad: "Hey baby, am I making you wet?"

Quiqui: "Oh Fayyad, let me tweak those nipples!"


[Tarboush tip: secret KABOBfest inside source]

Fear Not Folks: Buydatti is BACK!

Loyal readers: my apologies for this blog's inactivity. As the previous post stated, I had come down with a horrible KABOBfest-induced stomach ailment that put me out of commission for quite some time. Although I can't prove it, I'm almost certain that the culprit was Will's girlfriend, who must've offered me a drink laced with diuretics at a community gathering last week.

Regardless, I'm back -- and, as promised, with vengeance. Although I'd like to go back and comment on every KABOBfest post published in my absence, I really don't have the time. Nonetheless, you can assume that little has changed over at the fest...

• Emily's posts are still boring and hardly worth a skim
• Like oh my God! Maytha still thinks in run-on sentences
• Fayyad still can't spell
• Fadi still hates Hillary Clinton and is doing a horrible job of mocking her
• Tarik still has no idea how to format a post
• Mohammad is still only 2 posts shy of being a full blown terrorist
• Quiqui is still hanging on Hugo Chavez's nuts (despite the fact that she's an Anarchist and he runs a state)
• And, KABOBpolls still prove that KABOBfest's readership aren't that bright

I'll now resume my mission of exposing them for the fools that they are! DOWN WITH KABOBfest!!

KABOBfest: Caught in a Lie

Earlier, I exposed Emily for posting vile pornography on KABOBfest and harassing me with prank phone calls. I also exposed Will for censoring Emily (though KABOBfest claims to be an "unedited forum") and allowing her to continue posting (though I was supposedly booted from the fest for a much lesser offense).

Their defense? Emily claims to have not posted the offensive photo:

**TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT:
1) My original picture was the girl and donkey.
2) That chicken poop picture is disgusting.
3) I put the donkey in the air image after finding said chicken poop picture this morning.
4) Retribution will be swift and merciless.

And Will claims to know nothing of the whole debacle:

OK...

I just visited KFW and saw the objectionable picture. freaking disgusting.

And I thought everyone was pissed because of the pic I saw... The one with the cute kid.

I have no idea what is going on. Emily, does PB have your sign in info?

Any clue how this happened?

I'm sorry folks. I had no clue that happened.

Will

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? Emily is passing the blame onto someone else, while Will is playing dumb. They don't even have the nerve to come clean. That's how much they respect their readers.

CAN I PROVE THEY'RE LYING? Yes. Emily's chronological order of events don't add up. She claims that the original photo was of the little girl, then the pornographic photo went up, and then she changed it to the donkey in the air picture. However, anyone who read KABOBfest last night and this morning can attest to the fact that the first photo up was the pornographic one, then it was changed to the little girl. Later this morning it was changed again -- to the donkey in the air.

Clearly Emily is lying to save her skin and continue blogging for KABOBfest.

By the way, the only two contributors to KABOBfest with administrator rights (censor/edit privileges) are Will and Quiqui. I know Quiqui didn't do it because she's a crazed out anti-American anarchist who doesn't believe in censorship... because that's a type of authority that only "the white man" wields.

Quiqui Gets Chewed Up and Spit Right Out

In a recent interview with Riz Khan of AlJazeera's Street Talk, KABOBfest blogger Quiqui discussed the significance of the kuffiyeh fashion trend:

"In the U.S. we see the kuffiyeh and often times we equate that with terrorism. We're trying to change the meaning, though, away -- helping to try to change the meaning away from it being a terrorist item into something that's actually not. It's actually a very peaceful item. So what we're trying to do is harness a particular meaning into the fore so it can be more of an item that sparks dialogue about Palestine, about the situation in the Arab world, about U.S. intervention and our role in it, um and less of it being such a negative connotation towards a people. Especially because since the invasion of Iraq in 2003 at these anti-war rallies, at these anti-war protests, you see a lot of these scarves being sold. Its now become a symbol of just solidarity with the Arab world in general."

Not everyone, however, agrees. Malaysian Youtube video-blogger BigMel 1981 responded to the interview with the following statement:



How's that for a clever retort? BigMel burned Quiqui real good!!