KABOBfest Henchman Attacks Me

Last night I was brutally attacked by a friend of Will's after refusing to take down KFW.

Though I don't know the culprit personally, I've met him before -- back when I used to write for KABOBfest. He goes by the name of Abed or "Wolf."

Upon leaving an event in the Chinatown area of the District of Columbia, I spotted "Wolf" standing outside a local adult DVD store. He instantly recognized me and began hurling racial comments my way.

Out sized, I did not answer and continued on my way. That's when the chase began.

Three blocks later I stopped to catch my breath and he pounced on me. He began to violently slap, punch, and even bite me. I screamed for help, but it was late and nobody was around to come to my aid.

The entire time I was being assaulted, he was threatening to kill me if I didn't take down KABOBfestWATCH. Here is a picture of one of my injuries -- a bite mark:



I have already filed a complaint with city police. I will continue to update our viewers as more information becomes available. Please pray for me.

UPDATE: I discovered four more scratches on my back. More evidence of the violent fanatics that comprise KABOBfest.

KABOBfest: Caught in a Lie

Earlier, I exposed Emily for posting vile pornography on KABOBfest and harassing me with prank phone calls. I also exposed Will for censoring Emily (though KABOBfest claims to be an "unedited forum") and allowing her to continue posting (though I was supposedly booted from the fest for a much lesser offense).

Their defense? Emily claims to have not posted the offensive photo:

**TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT:
1) My original picture was the girl and donkey.
2) That chicken poop picture is disgusting.
3) I put the donkey in the air image after finding said chicken poop picture this morning.
4) Retribution will be swift and merciless.

And Will claims to know nothing of the whole debacle:

OK...

I just visited KFW and saw the objectionable picture. freaking disgusting.

And I thought everyone was pissed because of the pic I saw... The one with the cute kid.

I have no idea what is going on. Emily, does PB have your sign in info?

Any clue how this happened?

I'm sorry folks. I had no clue that happened.

Will

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? Emily is passing the blame onto someone else, while Will is playing dumb. They don't even have the nerve to come clean. That's how much they respect their readers.

CAN I PROVE THEY'RE LYING? Yes. Emily's chronological order of events don't add up. She claims that the original photo was of the little girl, then the pornographic photo went up, and then she changed it to the donkey in the air picture. However, anyone who read KABOBfest last night and this morning can attest to the fact that the first photo up was the pornographic one, then it was changed to the little girl. Later this morning it was changed again -- to the donkey in the air.

Clearly Emily is lying to save her skin and continue blogging for KABOBfest.

By the way, the only two contributors to KABOBfest with administrator rights (censor/edit privileges) are Will and Quiqui. I know Quiqui didn't do it because she's a crazed out anti-American anarchist who doesn't believe in censorship... because that's a type of authority that only "the white man" wields.

KABOBfest Displays Weakness: Harasses Critics

This afternoon I received a phone call from a cellular phone number that I didn't recognize. When I picked up, all I heard was the recorded sound of a donkey yelping: Heeeeehaaaaaw Heeeeehaaaaaw....

Wait a second, my phone just rang and it happened AGAIN!

As I type, I'm being harassed by someone who apparently doesn't know how to block Caller ID. The phone number's area code is 937, Dayton Ohio. Coincidentally, Emily -- KABOBfest's token white girl -- is originally from there. Though she currently lives in Occupied Palestine, an unnamed source has informed me that she uses Vonage, which allows for her to place phone calls from overseas with local area codes.

No doubt she's harassing me because I recently exposed a KABOBfest cover up in which she, Will, and vile pornography were involved.

This, folks, is KABOBfest at its highest level of maturity. Disgraceful!

Note: I've decided to not publish the complete phone number
because I'm reporting this harassment to the proper authorities.