KABOBfest Insults Jewish Solidarity Activists

As if progressive leftist Jews don't catch enough heat from the Jewish community for supporting justice for Palestinians, KABOBfest had to slap them in the face with the "sell out" card today.

In KABOBfest's most recent poll, "Readers Respond: Sugarman is a Hot Yahoodi Stud," Will labels the blog's token Jew, Chaim Sugarman, a "Pro-Arab Sell-Out." Even worse, 17% of KABOBfest's racist readership agrees with him!

No doubt the poll has left countless Jewish solidarity activists insulted. Even Chaim Sugarman took issue with the poll:

This is a new all-time low for the fest. In addition to poisoning people's minds with their immature diatribes on the Arab world, they're now causing actual damage to the Palestinian struggle.

And the bigotry doesn't end there. Fadi, KABOBfest's self-hating Palestinian Christian blogger, follows the KABOBpoll with a post entitled "Self-Hating Jews." As far as I'm concerned, KABOBfest = anti-Semitism.

Fear Not Folks: Buydatti is BACK!

Loyal readers: my apologies for this blog's inactivity. As the previous post stated, I had come down with a horrible KABOBfest-induced stomach ailment that put me out of commission for quite some time. Although I can't prove it, I'm almost certain that the culprit was Will's girlfriend, who must've offered me a drink laced with diuretics at a community gathering last week.

Regardless, I'm back -- and, as promised, with vengeance. Although I'd like to go back and comment on every KABOBfest post published in my absence, I really don't have the time. Nonetheless, you can assume that little has changed over at the fest...

• Emily's posts are still boring and hardly worth a skim
• Like oh my God! Maytha still thinks in run-on sentences
• Fayyad still can't spell
• Fadi still hates Hillary Clinton and is doing a horrible job of mocking her
• Tarik still has no idea how to format a post
• Mohammad is still only 2 posts shy of being a full blown terrorist
• Quiqui is still hanging on Hugo Chavez's nuts (despite the fact that she's an Anarchist and he runs a state)
• And, KABOBpolls still prove that KABOBfest's readership aren't that bright

I'll now resume my mission of exposing them for the fools that they are! DOWN WITH KABOBfest!!

Proof KFW is Killing KABOBfest (for good)

I'm happy to announce that KABOBfestWATCH has won second place in KABOBfest's recent poll: "Why We Suck This Month." The poll shows that 27% of KABOBfest's readership credit KABOBfestWATCH for KABOBfest's recent lull in activity. This is wonderful news, as KFW's ultimate goal is to virtually murder KABOBfest! Soon enough there will be no KABOBfest to have these stupid polls. MU-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!

You know you're a bad blogger when...

You type "LOL" in the middle of your post and provide a URL that's not hyperlinked. Case in point, KABOBfest's newest addition excen-tarik. I'd like to suggest a new title for his post, "This is so bad it's good." How about, This is so bad it's bad?

In fact, he's so bad that I refuse to add him to KFW's poll for the suckiest KABOBer. He's not worth the effort...

KABOBfest is Seriously the Worst Blog Ever!!

KABOBfest sucks! I'm sorry, but there's no other way to say it. I mean, it was always pretty lame, but now that they're posting less frequently and about topics no gives a hoot about, it's become atrocious. Seriously, does anyone really care about Will's "March Madness Predictions"??

And what the hell is up with those god-awful features? SIDEorders -- DAILYspecials -- DELIVEREDhot -- please! Maybe more people would take their crappy polls if they could actually read the text! Such crap! For crying out loud, learn how to format!

The site is overcrowded, the jokes are really REALLY really terrible, they haven't posted a KABOBcast since January of LAST YEAR, and maybe it's just me but it seems as if they'll take any old Israel-hating schmuck off the street to write for them. For the love of god, set some standards!

KABOBfest is a third rate, grade-A, crap-ass website... and it's only getting worse.

Take their recent KABOBpoll for example. In an attempt to be funny, they actually promote the kidnapping of little white girls. In fact, 35% of their readers condone such bull-schnitzel! Har-freaking-har, very funny. There's no doubt in my mind that these idiots should be banned from the World Wide Web, if not imprisoned.

Total lame-a-zoids. Truly disgusting. Gross even. Don't waste your time.

KABOBfest: All Black Guys Look Alike

KABOBfest closed a poll today in which 36% of its readers agreed that "Obama is a Muslim because... he has a Malcolm X haircut." The strange thing is, Obama doesn't have a Malcolm X haircut. What he has is a low-tapered fade. X, on the other hand, had a military-style crop-top.

The two haircuts are very distinctive -- unless, of course, one believes that all black people look alike. The KABOBcommunity apparently thinks so...

In fact, I bet the racist KABOBcommunity couldn't even pick Obama's face out of the above black guy collage. What a disgrace!

Defecating on Fadi's Legacy

Fadi has caused a lot of drama with his latest post, "Desecrating Hala Maksoud's Memory" -- so much so that he jumped five whole percentage points in KFW's poll: Which KABOBer sucks the most? For a while he was neck and neck with KABOBfest's resident boater, Fayyad, but now he's only ten percentage points shy of tying Will's record of twenty-percent. To put all this in perspective: Fadi is currently hated more than Nabeel, Maytha, Hanaan, Diana, Nimr, Abou Mack, Emily, Sunbula, and Sama Adnan combined. That's a lot of hate!

As of now, Fadi's post has accumulated over 80 comments -- a KABOBfest record (I know, pitiful). Given that at least a quarter of these comments are negative, I'd like to urge all those that hate Fadi for his stance against ATFP or in support of equal rights for homosexuals to make their voices heard, and vote him the worst KABOBfest blogger EVER!

ONE MAN = ONE VOTE (unless, of course, you have Firefox and Explorer). Cast your ballots today!

*UPDATE: Since posting the above request, Fadi's percentage has actually dropped 3%, while Fayyad's has risen to surpass Will's by two whole percentage points. Given this exciting turn of events, only one conclusion can be logically deduced: Ibish fans hate immigrants more than progressive heterosexuals! Fascinating! (I still hate Fadi)

KABOBfest Discriminates Against the Handicapped

The folks over at KABOBfest would argue that ridiculing a person for his or her race, ethnicity, religion, or sexual orientation is wrong -- well, at least that's what they'd like you to believe. In reality, they're not as progressive as they seem. For example, last Thursday I exposed Will -- the blog's Anglo founder -- for racially profiling a Muslim (maybe even an Arab!). Today, it's more of the same...

KABOBfest's recent poll, Where are Abu Mazen's Balls?, ridicules men born without testicles. Even worse, 76 KABOBfest readers joined in on the joke -- with 31% deciding Cryptorchidism is a funny testicular deformity. Apparently, the KABOBfest community believes in selective discrimination.

No doubt, KABOBfest would find the following insensitive video humorous:



The uncircumcised discriminating against the testicle-less. How hypocritical... typical KABOBfest fashion I suppose.