BREAKING NEWS: Planes Crash into WTC

I'm in shock. I can't believe this is happening. I'll post more as information becomes available...



Oh, my bad! I thought this happened recently. At least that's what TARIK told me.

Can you believe that stupid ass actually thinks McCain's "bomb Iran" comment was made recently? Yes, KABOBfest is THAT bad.

Those Sneaky KABOBastards...

... are exploiting the whole Rachael Ray-Dunkin Donuts kuffiyeh fiasco to attract more site visits to their anti-Semitic propaganda machine. They've posted on the issue 1, 2, 3 times in a matter of four days. They were even linked by the Huffington Post -- but were thankfully removed after two days. Now, they're misleading YouTube's audience by registering their sick Islamo-fashion mockumentary as a video response to the whole Dunkin Donuts controversy!

I urge KFW's legion of followers to inundate the comments section of their mockumentary with posts exposing them for the fifth columns that they truly are!

Inspired by Nimr...

KABOBfestWATCH has travelled the globe near and far to bring its readers another pointless video of some stupid idiot playing percussion on a really lame instrument for no particular reason other than because we like to waste your precious time with dumb fucking shit:



Thanks Nimr. Your posts are really interesting and engaging! Keep up the fantastic work! (dork)

BIGMEL Tears Sunbula a New One

Remember when Malaysian video-blogger BIGMEL1981 kicked Quiqui's big Latina ass (drool) via YouTube? Well, he's at it again -- this time tearing Sunbula's anti-capitalist / anti-state butt a new one!



Sunbula has spent the past few days crying over a scary encounter with Egyptian authorities and raving like an anarcho-lunatic about the evilness of states and capitalism. Without government or capitalism, however, he'd have no computer or internet to blog for KABOBfest. What an idiot!

Quiqui Gets Chewed Up and Spit Right Out

In a recent interview with Riz Khan of AlJazeera's Street Talk, KABOBfest blogger Quiqui discussed the significance of the kuffiyeh fashion trend:

"In the U.S. we see the kuffiyeh and often times we equate that with terrorism. We're trying to change the meaning, though, away -- helping to try to change the meaning away from it being a terrorist item into something that's actually not. It's actually a very peaceful item. So what we're trying to do is harness a particular meaning into the fore so it can be more of an item that sparks dialogue about Palestine, about the situation in the Arab world, about U.S. intervention and our role in it, um and less of it being such a negative connotation towards a people. Especially because since the invasion of Iraq in 2003 at these anti-war rallies, at these anti-war protests, you see a lot of these scarves being sold. Its now become a symbol of just solidarity with the Arab world in general."

Not everyone, however, agrees. Malaysian Youtube video-blogger BigMel 1981 responded to the interview with the following statement:



How's that for a clever retort? BigMel burned Quiqui real good!!