The KABOBfest - Al-Qaeda Connection

Despite having exposed Fadi's sympathy for terrorism numerous times, fans of KABOBfest continue to come to his defense -- claiming that sympathy for Hamas' cause is not the same as endorsing their violent tactics or resistance.

Fine. Although I disagree, I admit that they could argue this point with relative success. But I dare them to argue this...

According to a 6-11-08 report by the AFP:

AIN AL-HELWEH, Lebanon (AFP) - A gunman was wounded in a shootout with Lebanese soldiers on Wednesday near the Palestinian refugee camp of Ain al-Helweh in south Lebanon, an army spokesman said. [...]

The incident occurred when three unidentified assailants opened fire on the soldiers as they tried to force an army checkpoint outside the camp, near the southern port city of Sidon, the spokesman told AFP.

The soldiers returned fire wounding one gunman, Issa Qiblawi, he said, adding that a second one was arrested while the third fled. [...]

The Palestinian official from Ain al-Helweh said the three assailants were members of the Islamic grouping Jund al-Sham and Issa Qiblawi was the brother of Sheikh Qiblawi, killed in 2004 in Iraq while fighting for Al-Qaeda. [...]

Members of extremist groups believed to have links with Al-Qaeda have settled in Lebanon's Palestinian refugee camps in recent years, especially in Ain al-Helweh, which is partly controlled by Jund al-Sham.

Allow me to simplify it for you: there is only one Qiblawi family in all of Palestine, and they're all related -- regardles of whether it's spelled Qiblawi, Kiblawi, Kablowi, Can You Blow Me, or Keblawi. Interestingly, that also happens to be Fadi's last name.

So Fadi not only supports terrorism, but also has family members in Al-Qaeda.

Fadi writes for KABOBfest -- thus, KABOBfest is associated with Al-Qaeda.

DOWN WITH KABOBFEST! DOWN WITH TERRORISTS!

Reason #12,033,343,343,01 why Quiqui is an IDIOT!

In typical psycho-anarcho fashion, Quiqui rants about all the negative aspects of capitalism in her most recent post, "Reason #12,033,343,343,01 why capitalism sucks." And, as usual, ignores all the positive attributes of the system -- AND -- fails to provide a viable alternative.

Never mind the fact that blogger wouldn't exist if it weren't for capitalism (neither would KABOBfest -- because there wouldn't be an Internet to host her cyber brainfarts).

Oh, and she wouldn't be able to buy all those wonderful anarchist/marxist bullshit books she reads because no publishing or distribution companies would exist. Except for one's run by the state... but she doesn't believe in states.

And she'd probably have to give up that really cute armpit stained dress of hers, because why would stores exist to sell clothes if they couldn't profit from the sales? Cause they felt like it? Because selling dresses makes them feel good? Idiot.

Oh, and she'd have no computer to post her anti-American propaganda from.

She'd have to give up traveling the world by plane (build a raft dumb ass), stop shopping at Whole Foods, and quit searching for really great salsa CDs.

Why? Because she doesn't believe in capitalism... which, coincidentally, makes her advantaged lifestyle possible.

Blah blah blah it results in inequality. There was inequality before capitalism! No system can erase that because humans are naturally self-interested. It's a dog-eat-dog world. Your idealism is as juvenile as believing in Santa Clause.

Anarchism. Anarchism. ANARCHISM? If you're so anti-state, stop attending a state school.

Quiqui is soooOOOOOooooOOOOoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOO DUMB!!

Fadi Admits He's a Terrorist!

KFW has exposed Fadi's Facebook antics before, but we've yet to come across anything quite like this: Fadi, KABOBfest's very own suicide bomber in training, recently edited his Facebook profile to admit that he spends his time "indoctrinating people" with his "radical politics." Don't believe us? Check out this screen shot...

There you have it folks -- a solid, indisputable admission of guilt. Fadi is a FIFTH COLUMN and KABOBfest is his means to OUR END! Down with KABOBfest Now!

9-11: An American Conspiracy?

Osama bin Laden admits that he masterminded the tragedy, but Maytha, KABOBfest's resident Holocaust denier, still thinks its cool to blame it on America. She recently posted the following picture...


Inside sources reveal that she's also a firm believer in the anti-Semitic lie that 6,000 Jews didn't show up for work at the Twin Towers on 9-11. It figures she's Syrian.

KABOBfest Hates American Soldiers

Emily, KABOBfest's resident "I have a fetish for Arab boys" white girl, recently stereotyped all American soldiers as "assholes, (or children someone made the very poor choice to hand guns and who are drunk on power, or frat boys who would be much better served by being given scissors to run around with)."

While I'm sure there are a few "asshole" soldiers here and there, I find it interesting that the same blog that rants about the Patriot Act, racial profiling, and other anti-Arab/Muslim stereotypes finds it permissible to rally against American soldiers in much the same way.

For the record, this is the type of anti-American hate KABOBfest spews on a daily basis.

KABOBfest Embraces Revisionism

In "He Said, She Said" -- which, by the way, is barely a post, Will asks:

[I]f convicted felons cannot vote in many states, how is it that America elects so many criminals to high office?

Simple answer:

HEY DUMBASS! There hasn't been a single instance in all of U.S. history where a convicted felon was elected to high office. What an idiot!

KABOBfest Supports the Attackers of 9-11

Will supports African-American militants and al-Qaida in a single post. This is so atrocious it needs no commentary. Read "Smif-N-Wessun Politicking" -- but be warned, the music video is horrible and racist.

BIGMEL Tears Sunbula a New One

Remember when Malaysian video-blogger BIGMEL1981 kicked Quiqui's big Latina ass (drool) via YouTube? Well, he's at it again -- this time tearing Sunbula's anti-capitalist / anti-state butt a new one!



Sunbula has spent the past few days crying over a scary encounter with Egyptian authorities and raving like an anarcho-lunatic about the evilness of states and capitalism. Without government or capitalism, however, he'd have no computer or internet to blog for KABOBfest. What an idiot!

KABOBfest Breaches American National Security

In "Memo to the U.S. Army," Casio-keyboard-obsessed Canadian blogger Will reveals that KABOBfest's token Jewish investigator, Chaim Sugarman, has produced a "secret 43 page memo to the Army, outlining suggestions for recruiting more Arabs." He then proceeds to commit treason by leaking the top six classified suggestions. The patriot that I am, I confronted Will about his disloyalty to America. This was our exchange:

First, I said:

Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:05:41
From: Programmer Buydatti
To: Will
Subject: Memo to the U.S. Army

Will. How dare you release secret classified information on KABOBfest? Who the hell do you think you are? National Security isn't a game. Take it down immediately!

- PB

Then he said:

Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:25:03
From: Will
To: Programmer Buydatti
Subject: Re: Memo to the U.S. Army

What are you stupid? Relax.

Will

I responded with:

Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:15:35
From: Programmer Buydatti
To: Will
Subject: Re: Memo to the U.S. Army

Don't tell me to relax you son of a bitch! Even if you think America is "the great Satan," you can't go publishing secret information just because you have access to it. How would you like if I ratted you out to the FBI?

- PB

And this was his response:

Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:07:10
From: Will
To: Programmer Buydatti
Subject: Re: Memo to the U.S. Army

Yeah... you do that.

Will

There you have it folks, solid evidence that KABOBfest doesn't give a hoot about American National Security. Join in my fight to bring KABOBfest down!

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