Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Fear Not Folks: Buydatti is BACK!

Loyal readers: my apologies for this blog's inactivity. As the previous post stated, I had come down with a horrible KABOBfest-induced stomach ailment that put me out of commission for quite some time. Although I can't prove it, I'm almost certain that the culprit was Will's girlfriend, who must've offered me a drink laced with diuretics at a community gathering last week.

Regardless, I'm back -- and, as promised, with vengeance. Although I'd like to go back and comment on every KABOBfest post published in my absence, I really don't have the time. Nonetheless, you can assume that little has changed over at the fest...
  • Emily's posts are still boring and hardly worth a skim
  • Like oh my God! Maytha still thinks in run-on sentences
  • Fayyad still can't spell
  • Fadi still hates Hillary Clinton and is doing a horrible job of mocking her
  • Tarik still has no idea how to format a post
  • Mohammad is still only 2 posts shy of being a full blown terrorist
  • Quiqui is still hanging on Hugo Chavez's nuts (despite the fact that she's an Anarchist and he runs a state)
  • And, KABOBpolls still prove that KABOBfest's readership aren't that bright

I'll now resume my mission of exposing them for the fools that they are! DOWN WITH KABOBfest!!


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Welcome back! Glad you're feeling better. DOWN WITH KABOBUFFET!

FUBAR said...

Did you ever get that feeling like a damn of genius broke and you've been soaked in a flood of brilliance? That's how I feel reading KFW.