Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Fear Not Folks: Buydatti is BACK!

Loyal readers: my apologies for this blog's inactivity. As the previous post stated, I had come down with a horrible KABOBfest-induced stomach ailment that put me out of commission for quite some time. Although I can't prove it, I'm almost certain that the culprit was Will's girlfriend, who must've offered me a drink laced with diuretics at a community gathering last week.

Regardless, I'm back -- and, as promised, with vengeance. Although I'd like to go back and comment on every KABOBfest post published in my absence, I really don't have the time. Nonetheless, you can assume that little has changed over at the fest...
  • Emily's posts are still boring and hardly worth a skim
  • Like oh my God! Maytha still thinks in run-on sentences
  • Fayyad still can't spell
  • Fadi still hates Hillary Clinton and is doing a horrible job of mocking her
  • Tarik still has no idea how to format a post
  • Mohammad is still only 2 posts shy of being a full blown terrorist
  • Quiqui is still hanging on Hugo Chavez's nuts (despite the fact that she's an Anarchist and he runs a state)
  • And, KABOBpolls still prove that KABOBfest's readership aren't that bright

I'll now resume my mission of exposing them for the fools that they are! DOWN WITH KABOBfest!!


Anonymous said...

Welcome back! Glad you're feeling better. DOWN WITH KABOBUFFET!

FUBAR said...

Did you ever get that feeling like a damn of genius broke and you've been soaked in a flood of brilliance? That's how I feel reading KFW.