Fear Not Folks: Buydatti is BACK!

Loyal readers: my apologies for this blog's inactivity. As the previous post stated, I had come down with a horrible KABOBfest-induced stomach ailment that put me out of commission for quite some time. Although I can't prove it, I'm almost certain that the culprit was Will's girlfriend, who must've offered me a drink laced with diuretics at a community gathering last week.

Regardless, I'm back -- and, as promised, with vengeance. Although I'd like to go back and comment on every KABOBfest post published in my absence, I really don't have the time. Nonetheless, you can assume that little has changed over at the fest...

• Emily's posts are still boring and hardly worth a skim
• Like oh my God! Maytha still thinks in run-on sentences
• Fayyad still can't spell
• Fadi still hates Hillary Clinton and is doing a horrible job of mocking her
• Tarik still has no idea how to format a post
• Mohammad is still only 2 posts shy of being a full blown terrorist
• Quiqui is still hanging on Hugo Chavez's nuts (despite the fact that she's an Anarchist and he runs a state)
• And, KABOBpolls still prove that KABOBfest's readership aren't that bright

I'll now resume my mission of exposing them for the fools that they are! DOWN WITH KABOBfest!!

KABOBfest: Caught in a Lie

Earlier, I exposed Emily for posting vile pornography on KABOBfest and harassing me with prank phone calls. I also exposed Will for censoring Emily (though KABOBfest claims to be an "unedited forum") and allowing her to continue posting (though I was supposedly booted from the fest for a much lesser offense).

Their defense? Emily claims to have not posted the offensive photo:

**TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT:
1) My original picture was the girl and donkey.
2) That chicken poop picture is disgusting.
3) I put the donkey in the air image after finding said chicken poop picture this morning.
4) Retribution will be swift and merciless.

And Will claims to know nothing of the whole debacle:

OK...

I just visited KFW and saw the objectionable picture. freaking disgusting.

And I thought everyone was pissed because of the pic I saw... The one with the cute kid.

I have no idea what is going on. Emily, does PB have your sign in info?

Any clue how this happened?

I'm sorry folks. I had no clue that happened.

Will

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? Emily is passing the blame onto someone else, while Will is playing dumb. They don't even have the nerve to come clean. That's how much they respect their readers.

CAN I PROVE THEY'RE LYING? Yes. Emily's chronological order of events don't add up. She claims that the original photo was of the little girl, then the pornographic photo went up, and then she changed it to the donkey in the air picture. However, anyone who read KABOBfest last night and this morning can attest to the fact that the first photo up was the pornographic one, then it was changed to the little girl. Later this morning it was changed again -- to the donkey in the air.

Clearly Emily is lying to save her skin and continue blogging for KABOBfest.

By the way, the only two contributors to KABOBfest with administrator rights (censor/edit privileges) are Will and Quiqui. I know Quiqui didn't do it because she's a crazed out anti-American anarchist who doesn't believe in censorship... because that's a type of authority that only "the white man" wields.

KABOBfest Displays Weakness: Harasses Critics

This afternoon I received a phone call from a cellular phone number that I didn't recognize. When I picked up, all I heard was the recorded sound of a donkey yelping: Heeeeehaaaaaw Heeeeehaaaaaw....

Wait a second, my phone just rang and it happened AGAIN!

As I type, I'm being harassed by someone who apparently doesn't know how to block Caller ID. The phone number's area code is 937, Dayton Ohio. Coincidentally, Emily -- KABOBfest's token white girl -- is originally from there. Though she currently lives in Occupied Palestine, an unnamed source has informed me that she uses Vonage, which allows for her to place phone calls from overseas with local area codes.

No doubt she's harassing me because I recently exposed a KABOBfest cover up in which she, Will, and vile pornography were involved.

This, folks, is KABOBfest at its highest level of maturity. Disgraceful!

Note: I've decided to not publish the complete phone number
because I'm reporting this harassment to the proper authorities.

NSFW: KABOBfest Censors Emily, Proves Will Lies

KABOBfest brags that it's "an unedited forum for Arab-Americans and friends," but censors Emily's most recent post: "Why Inviting Someone to a Conference is An Assy Thing to Do... In Palestine"

While her post currently features the following feel-good photo, that wasn't always the case...

The original (and highly disgusting) original photo is below. As one commenter noted, "This is probably the lowest kabobfest has stooped for a post."

And KABOBfest supposedly banned me for being too graphic in my posts? I would have never posted anything this disgraceful! If Emily isn't immediately removed from KABOBfest, then you'll know Will's story for firing me was BULLSHIT! The truth is finally revealed... Will lied and KABOBfest censors!

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UPDATE: Will changed the picture once more. I think he's trying to alter history in an attempt to make me seem like a liar. I won't let that happen. Continue reading KFW for more on Will's immature, mindless head games. Here's the new picture:

DOWN WITH KABOBFEST!!

KABOBfest Hates American Soldiers

Emily, KABOBfest's resident "I have a fetish for Arab boys" white girl, recently stereotyped all American soldiers as "assholes, (or children someone made the very poor choice to hand guns and who are drunk on power, or frat boys who would be much better served by being given scissors to run around with)."

While I'm sure there are a few "asshole" soldiers here and there, I find it interesting that the same blog that rants about the Patriot Act, racial profiling, and other anti-Arab/Muslim stereotypes finds it permissible to rally against American soldiers in much the same way.

For the record, this is the type of anti-American hate KABOBfest spews on a daily basis.

Forged Photographs, Sacrilegious Propaganda!

Emily, KABOBfest's resident place holder, used her amateur photoshop skills yesterday to defraud the public into believing that Israeli soldiers shot and killed Jesus Christ.

Not only is this sacrilegious (and thus an insult to every single Christian on the planet), but it's also really BAD propaganda. You see, Jesus died 2,000 years ago -- but Israel wasn't even established until 60 years ago! The numbers just don't add up!

Yet another example of KABOBfest manipulating the truth to serve its own selfish purposes!