KABOBfest Doesn't Support Peace

How else do you explain (1) Fadi mocking Palestinians for negotiating with Israelis, and (2) NarcelX mocking Jews for negotiating with Persians?

Other than negotiation, the only other solution to the Mid-East's turmoil is a military one. It is, then, fair to assume that KABOBfest supports war and is anti-peace. Makes one wonder what kind of "activists" they really are...

The KABOBfest - Al-Qaeda Connection

Despite having exposed Fadi's sympathy for terrorism numerous times, fans of KABOBfest continue to come to his defense -- claiming that sympathy for Hamas' cause is not the same as endorsing their violent tactics or resistance.

Fine. Although I disagree, I admit that they could argue this point with relative success. But I dare them to argue this...

According to a 6-11-08 report by the AFP:

AIN AL-HELWEH, Lebanon (AFP) - A gunman was wounded in a shootout with Lebanese soldiers on Wednesday near the Palestinian refugee camp of Ain al-Helweh in south Lebanon, an army spokesman said. [...]

The incident occurred when three unidentified assailants opened fire on the soldiers as they tried to force an army checkpoint outside the camp, near the southern port city of Sidon, the spokesman told AFP.

The soldiers returned fire wounding one gunman, Issa Qiblawi, he said, adding that a second one was arrested while the third fled. [...]

The Palestinian official from Ain al-Helweh said the three assailants were members of the Islamic grouping Jund al-Sham and Issa Qiblawi was the brother of Sheikh Qiblawi, killed in 2004 in Iraq while fighting for Al-Qaeda. [...]

Members of extremist groups believed to have links with Al-Qaeda have settled in Lebanon's Palestinian refugee camps in recent years, especially in Ain al-Helweh, which is partly controlled by Jund al-Sham.

Allow me to simplify it for you: there is only one Qiblawi family in all of Palestine, and they're all related -- regardles of whether it's spelled Qiblawi, Kiblawi, Kablowi, Can You Blow Me, or Keblawi. Interestingly, that also happens to be Fadi's last name.

So Fadi not only supports terrorism, but also has family members in Al-Qaeda.

Fadi writes for KABOBfest -- thus, KABOBfest is associated with Al-Qaeda.

DOWN WITH KABOBFEST! DOWN WITH TERRORISTS!

Fadi Admits He's a Terrorist!

KFW has exposed Fadi's Facebook antics before, but we've yet to come across anything quite like this: Fadi, KABOBfest's very own suicide bomber in training, recently edited his Facebook profile to admit that he spends his time "indoctrinating people" with his "radical politics." Don't believe us? Check out this screen shot...

There you have it folks -- a solid, indisputable admission of guilt. Fadi is a FIFTH COLUMN and KABOBfest is his means to OUR END! Down with KABOBfest Now!

Fear Not Folks: Buydatti is BACK!

Loyal readers: my apologies for this blog's inactivity. As the previous post stated, I had come down with a horrible KABOBfest-induced stomach ailment that put me out of commission for quite some time. Although I can't prove it, I'm almost certain that the culprit was Will's girlfriend, who must've offered me a drink laced with diuretics at a community gathering last week.

Regardless, I'm back -- and, as promised, with vengeance. Although I'd like to go back and comment on every KABOBfest post published in my absence, I really don't have the time. Nonetheless, you can assume that little has changed over at the fest...

• Emily's posts are still boring and hardly worth a skim
• Like oh my God! Maytha still thinks in run-on sentences
• Fayyad still can't spell
• Fadi still hates Hillary Clinton and is doing a horrible job of mocking her
• Tarik still has no idea how to format a post
• Mohammad is still only 2 posts shy of being a full blown terrorist
• Quiqui is still hanging on Hugo Chavez's nuts (despite the fact that she's an Anarchist and he runs a state)
• And, KABOBpolls still prove that KABOBfest's readership aren't that bright

I'll now resume my mission of exposing them for the fools that they are! DOWN WITH KABOBfest!!

Fadi Disgraces the Memory of Deir Yassin

Fadi marked the 60 year anniversary of the Deir Yassin Massacre with a post entitled, "Remember Deir Yassin." The post consisted of the following picture and caption...

We will never forget, until return.

That's nice and heartfelt, right? EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT FADI CAN'T "REMEMBER" DEIR YASSIN BECAUSE HE WASN'T ALIVE WHEN IT HAPPENED!!

At best, Fadi can honor those that died during the massacre, but he certainly can't "remember" it! This is just another example of the KABOBfest propaganda machine working to make their blog appear more credible than it really is. What a disgrace!

Fadi's Chronic Case of Liberal Guilt

Because discrimination against Jews, homosexuals, and Muslims has become commonplace in American politics, the complete demonization of white people should be just as acceptable. Sound insane? Well that's the gist of Fadi's recent diatribe, "Religion and Politics."

Interestingly, Fadi isn't a Jew, "flaming homosexual," or Muslim. He's not even brown. He's actually an upper middle-class light-skinned heterosexual Christian (yes friends, a kaffir).

So why does this suburban white heterosexual Christian support the vilification of other suburban white heterosexual Christians? I chalk it up to a chronic case of liberal guilt. PATHETIC.

What next Fadi, fair trade? Are you gonna volunteer to be some poor African-American kid's "big brother"? Maybe teach English at an inner city school? How about volunteer for three days in New Orleans? I hear "those people" don't know how to build damns. Maybe you can teach them!

Defecating on Fadi's Legacy

Fadi has caused a lot of drama with his latest post, "Desecrating Hala Maksoud's Memory" -- so much so that he jumped five whole percentage points in KFW's poll: Which KABOBer sucks the most? For a while he was neck and neck with KABOBfest's resident boater, Fayyad, but now he's only ten percentage points shy of tying Will's record of twenty-percent. To put all this in perspective: Fadi is currently hated more than Nabeel, Maytha, Hanaan, Diana, Nimr, Abou Mack, Emily, Sunbula, and Sama Adnan combined. That's a lot of hate!

As of now, Fadi's post has accumulated over 80 comments -- a KABOBfest record (I know, pitiful). Given that at least a quarter of these comments are negative, I'd like to urge all those that hate Fadi for his stance against ATFP or in support of equal rights for homosexuals to make their voices heard, and vote him the worst KABOBfest blogger EVER!

ONE MAN = ONE VOTE (unless, of course, you have Firefox and Explorer). Cast your ballots today!

*UPDATE: Since posting the above request, Fadi's percentage has actually dropped 3%, while Fayyad's has risen to surpass Will's by two whole percentage points. Given this exciting turn of events, only one conclusion can be logically deduced: Ibish fans hate immigrants more than progressive heterosexuals! Fascinating! (I still hate Fadi)

Fadi Claims Ghost Terrorists Exist

By titling a recent post "U.S. Creates More Terrorists," Fadi attempts to once again mislead KABOBfest's audience.

Quoting a CNN article, Fadi argues that a U.S. air strike on a "known terrorist target" has resulted in an increased number of terrorists:

The United States today used precision missles to strike a "known terrorist target" in souther Somalia, a U.S. military official said. The strike destroyed two houses killing three women and three children, a local official told CNN.

Clearly Fadi still believes in childish ghost stories -- because the killing of innocent bystanders has never resulted in their reincarnation as terrorist spirits. What an imbecile!

More Evidence That Fadi Exists

Fadi's most recent post rants about how he doesn't exist because Facebook now lists "every Palestinian village inside of the Green Line" as Israeli. His logic, however, is 100% flawed.

To begin with, he titled the post "More Evidence That I Don't Exist." I wonder, how could he not exist if he wrote the post? Having met Fadi, I know for a fact that he does exist. Clearly, "more evidence" of a KABOBfester being purposefully misleading.

Fadi's campaign of misinformation continues with the following screenshot:

Underneath the photo, Fadi writes: "A fitting profile picture for the non-existent." No Fadi, it's actually not "fitting" at all -- because the non-existent can't create Facebook profiles. You simply took down your picture and captured an image of your screen. It's not clever. It's not witty. It's misleading.