KABOBfest Doesn't Support Peace

How else do you explain (1) Fadi mocking Palestinians for negotiating with Israelis, and (2) NarcelX mocking Jews for negotiating with Persians?

Other than negotiation, the only other solution to the Mid-East's turmoil is a military one. It is, then, fair to assume that KABOBfest supports war and is anti-peace. Makes one wonder what kind of "activists" they really are...

KABOBfest Celebrates Token Jew

When Nimr isn't busy posting crap videos of crap music, he occupies his time token-izing Jews...

Houda Nonoo, who has been appointed as the new Bahraini ambassador to the US. Nonoo is remarkable not only for being the first woman ambassador from the kingdom to the US, but because she hails from the country's small Jewish community. Most of the Jewish Bahrainis trace their ancestry to either Iraq or India, but have been in Bahrain for generations. Once again, with all the problems with the Gulf region, this is yet another sign of movement in a positive direction.

Then again, what would you expect from a blog that exploits its lone Jewish contributor, Chaim Sugarman, at every possible opportunity? I suppose Bahrain is super progressive now, right Nimr? For a political pundit, you sure have a hard time recognizing when a regime is WAGGING THE DOG!

Will: Allah Comes Second to Government

And he calls himself a real Muslim! His latest post, "Get Your 2008 Commemorative Iraq Jesus Coin," reads...

And Muslims publics will still disappoint, with their greater empathy for religious issues and symbols than for the human suffering involved. They will riot over cartoons before taking to the streets against their governments.

Advice for Will: Get your penis circumcised before issuing blasphemous fatwas - you kaffir!

9-11: An American Conspiracy?

Osama bin Laden admits that he masterminded the tragedy, but Maytha, KABOBfest's resident Holocaust denier, still thinks its cool to blame it on America. She recently posted the following picture...


Inside sources reveal that she's also a firm believer in the anti-Semitic lie that 6,000 Jews didn't show up for work at the Twin Towers on 9-11. It figures she's Syrian.

KABOBfest Insults Jewish Solidarity Activists

As if progressive leftist Jews don't catch enough heat from the Jewish community for supporting justice for Palestinians, KABOBfest had to slap them in the face with the "sell out" card today.

In KABOBfest's most recent poll, "Readers Respond: Sugarman is a Hot Yahoodi Stud," Will labels the blog's token Jew, Chaim Sugarman, a "Pro-Arab Sell-Out." Even worse, 17% of KABOBfest's racist readership agrees with him!

No doubt the poll has left countless Jewish solidarity activists insulted. Even Chaim Sugarman took issue with the poll:

This is a new all-time low for the fest. In addition to poisoning people's minds with their immature diatribes on the Arab world, they're now causing actual damage to the Palestinian struggle.

And the bigotry doesn't end there. Fadi, KABOBfest's self-hating Palestinian Christian blogger, follows the KABOBpoll with a post entitled "Self-Hating Jews." As far as I'm concerned, KABOBfest = anti-Semitism.

KABOBfest Hates American Soldiers

Emily, KABOBfest's resident "I have a fetish for Arab boys" white girl, recently stereotyped all American soldiers as "assholes, (or children someone made the very poor choice to hand guns and who are drunk on power, or frat boys who would be much better served by being given scissors to run around with)."

While I'm sure there are a few "asshole" soldiers here and there, I find it interesting that the same blog that rants about the Patriot Act, racial profiling, and other anti-Arab/Muslim stereotypes finds it permissible to rally against American soldiers in much the same way.

For the record, this is the type of anti-American hate KABOBfest spews on a daily basis.

KABOBfest Supports the Attackers of 9-11

Will supports African-American militants and al-Qaida in a single post. This is so atrocious it needs no commentary. Read "Smif-N-Wessun Politicking" -- but be warned, the music video is horrible and racist.

KABOBfest: All Black Guys Look Alike

KABOBfest closed a poll today in which 36% of its readers agreed that "Obama is a Muslim because... he has a Malcolm X haircut." The strange thing is, Obama doesn't have a Malcolm X haircut. What he has is a low-tapered fade. X, on the other hand, had a military-style crop-top.

The two haircuts are very distinctive -- unless, of course, one believes that all black people look alike. The KABOBcommunity apparently thinks so...

In fact, I bet the racist KABOBcommunity couldn't even pick Obama's face out of the above black guy collage. What a disgrace!

KABOBfest Insults the Prophet

KABOBfest believes comparing the Prophet Mohammad (P.B.U.H.) to Manuel Noriega is funny...

Yes, Manuel Noriega -- as in the Panamanian dictator, CIA operative, Cuban spy, P.O.W., drug trafficker, money launderer, racketeer-er, convicted felon, and abuser of human rights.

Don't believe me? Read Will's latest post: "Awkwardness in Arabic Class IV."

It's more blasphemous than those crazy Danish cartoons! KABOBfest should be burned to the ground! Seriously, and if the internet was flammable, I'd do it myself too!

KABOBfest Discriminates Against the Handicapped

The folks over at KABOBfest would argue that ridiculing a person for his or her race, ethnicity, religion, or sexual orientation is wrong -- well, at least that's what they'd like you to believe. In reality, they're not as progressive as they seem. For example, last Thursday I exposed Will -- the blog's Anglo founder -- for racially profiling a Muslim (maybe even an Arab!). Today, it's more of the same...

KABOBfest's recent poll, Where are Abu Mazen's Balls?, ridicules men born without testicles. Even worse, 76 KABOBfest readers joined in on the joke -- with 31% deciding Cryptorchidism is a funny testicular deformity. Apparently, the KABOBfest community believes in selective discrimination.

No doubt, KABOBfest would find the following insensitive video humorous:



The uncircumcised discriminating against the testicle-less. How hypocritical... typical KABOBfest fashion I suppose.

KABOBfest Endorses Haram Snack

As if racially profiling Muslims wasn’t bad enough, KABOBfest added insult to injury today when it officially endorsed Cool Ranch Doritos – a snack forbidden by Shariah for its alcohol content.

That’s right, alcohol! According to a recent article by the Daily Mail:

Furious Muslims have heavily criticised Walkers crisps [which produces Doritos] after it emerged that certain varieties of the manufacturer's products contain trace elements of alcohol.

Some crisp types use minute amounts of alcohol as a chemical agent to extract certain flavours. […]

Masood Khawaja, of the Halal Food Authority, said that this was not the first time the issue had been raised with Walkers. "They should have looked into the matter and solved it instead of hiding behind labelling regulations. It does not matter what percentage of alcohol is involved.

And which of the KABOBers do you think made this offensive endorsement? Will of course! After all, he's not circumcised and therefore can't be a real Muslim anyway. Snack Strong, Will. Snack Strong!

KABOBfest Racially Profiles Muslim (Maybe Arab)

Despite what the folks over at KABOBfest would like you to believe, even they're not above racially profiling Arabs and Muslims.

Will -- the blog's 33.3% Canadian / 33.3% foreskin / 33.3% Arab founder -- published a post entitled "Muslim Connection to NYC Explosion?" today. In it, he accuses Mohammed Hossain, "a Muslim, possibly Arab" coffee cart owner, of carrying out this morning's attack on an Armed Forces Career Center in Times Square. Without a shred of evidence, he even goes so far as to recommend that Hossain be tortured via "waterboarding in Guantanamo."

Our readers should know that after discovering this KABOBigotry, I sent my Uncle Baheej to Hossain's coffee cart to urge him to sue KABOBfest for libel. Though 3ami Baheej owns a 7-11 in NYC, he once moonlighted as lawyer in Oman. From what Baheej tells me, Hossain has a "fery bowerful case." I will publish updates as they become available.