Maytha, the Anthropologist

Yes folks. She recently graduated from a prestegious university with a graduate-level degree in Anthropology. And this is what she learned to do...

Think up a gross lie. Write it on a t-shirt with lipstick. Put it on, along with booty-cut shorts that show off her giant Syrian ass. And wonder why more people stare at her ass then the shirt.

I'm not lying. She actually thinks this was a worthwhile experiment. I, however, can't -- for the life of me -- find the experiment in it.

Seems to me like an immature girl with a daddy complex just wanted some attention from boys... and, thinks she's smart. It's both sad and hilarious at the same time!

9-11: An American Conspiracy?

Osama bin Laden admits that he masterminded the tragedy, but Maytha, KABOBfest's resident Holocaust denier, still thinks its cool to blame it on America. She recently posted the following picture...


Inside sources reveal that she's also a firm believer in the anti-Semitic lie that 6,000 Jews didn't show up for work at the Twin Towers on 9-11. It figures she's Syrian.

Fear Not Folks: Buydatti is BACK!

Loyal readers: my apologies for this blog's inactivity. As the previous post stated, I had come down with a horrible KABOBfest-induced stomach ailment that put me out of commission for quite some time. Although I can't prove it, I'm almost certain that the culprit was Will's girlfriend, who must've offered me a drink laced with diuretics at a community gathering last week.

Regardless, I'm back -- and, as promised, with vengeance. Although I'd like to go back and comment on every KABOBfest post published in my absence, I really don't have the time. Nonetheless, you can assume that little has changed over at the fest...

• Emily's posts are still boring and hardly worth a skim
• Like oh my God! Maytha still thinks in run-on sentences
• Fayyad still can't spell
• Fadi still hates Hillary Clinton and is doing a horrible job of mocking her
• Tarik still has no idea how to format a post
• Mohammad is still only 2 posts shy of being a full blown terrorist
• Quiqui is still hanging on Hugo Chavez's nuts (despite the fact that she's an Anarchist and he runs a state)
• And, KABOBpolls still prove that KABOBfest's readership aren't that bright

I'll now resume my mission of exposing them for the fools that they are! DOWN WITH KABOBfest!!

Indisputable Proof: Maytha is Going to Hell

Maytha doesn't wear the hijab and she thinks that's just as Islamic as wearing one. Confused? Insulted? That's OK. Take solace in the fact that she's going to burn in hell for her blasphemous ways...



Burn in hell hussy! Burn in hell!

Ever Wondered How to Chop Maytha?

She might as well have titled her latest post, “I’m dumb and easy,” because that’s how it came across. Using KABOBfest as her own personal Match.com, Maytha puts it all out there: This is what you need to say to sleep with me…

Do you speak Arabic? Yes but I don’t speak well. Would you like to drink something? Ok. Would you like to drink some coffee? Yes I’d like to drink some coffee. Would you like to eat something with me? Yes I would like to eat something. At the restaurant? No, at the hotel. With me? Yes. Very good.

To think, all this time I thought I’d have to gain pudgy weight, wax my eyebrows, grow a vagina on my face, and exploit my culture in run-of-the-mill no-flow pop-rap music in order to catch Maytha’s attention…

Thanks for clearing that up Maytha. By the way, would you like to drink some coffee with me?

Maytha Steps Up Her Game

Anyone notice how unoriginal Maytha's postings have been lately? She totally hijacked Fadi's immature Hillary Clinton photo-caption idea and just made it worse.

I guess that's the price KABOBfest pays for employing an airhead blogger. Hey Maytha, who's the poser now?

Illiterate Arabic-phila: May Can't Read Arabic!

Maytha, KABOBfest's resident airhead, published a brain-fart-rant about "Arabic-philia" today, in which she claims that British soap opera star Corrie Kym Rider sports an Arabic tattoo that reads "David" and "Emily."


Apparently May, a supposed Syrian blogger, isn't Arabic-literate -- because the tattoo actually reads "Dafeed" and "Ameelee." While she may argue that there is no letter "v" in Arabic and so "Dafeed" is the closest transliteration to "David" that exists, she can't say the same for "Ameelee." After all, if the tattoo artist really meant to write "Emily," he would have used a "kisra" under the "meem" instead of a "ya" following the "meem" to properly transliterate the sound that "i" makes in "Emily."

What a disgrace!! More evidence that KABOBfest is a fruad!