BREAKING NEWS: Planes Crash into WTC

I'm in shock. I can't believe this is happening. I'll post more as information becomes available...



Oh, my bad! I thought this happened recently. At least that's what TARIK told me.

Can you believe that stupid ass actually thinks McCain's "bomb Iran" comment was made recently? Yes, KABOBfest is THAT bad.

Tarik! Get a freakin life!!!

In response to Tarik's latest crap post (seriously, where do they find these illiterate fools?)...

Me: Hey dumb ass, learn to spell.

Tarik: Werd up G-G-G-G-UNIT! Uh, yeah. Whatevs. LoL.

Me: Seriously, I counted over 35 spelling and grammar mistakes in your latest post -- and that doesn't include your "self-hating" Jewish friend's comments.

Tarik: Oh hell naw doggie b, you be all up in my grill ferr what? Man fuck you man fuck you! On the reel you so is WHACK b. Strait up WHACK!

I rest my case.

Fear Not Folks: Buydatti is BACK!

Loyal readers: my apologies for this blog's inactivity. As the previous post stated, I had come down with a horrible KABOBfest-induced stomach ailment that put me out of commission for quite some time. Although I can't prove it, I'm almost certain that the culprit was Will's girlfriend, who must've offered me a drink laced with diuretics at a community gathering last week.

Regardless, I'm back -- and, as promised, with vengeance. Although I'd like to go back and comment on every KABOBfest post published in my absence, I really don't have the time. Nonetheless, you can assume that little has changed over at the fest...

• Emily's posts are still boring and hardly worth a skim
• Like oh my God! Maytha still thinks in run-on sentences
• Fayyad still can't spell
• Fadi still hates Hillary Clinton and is doing a horrible job of mocking her
• Tarik still has no idea how to format a post
• Mohammad is still only 2 posts shy of being a full blown terrorist
• Quiqui is still hanging on Hugo Chavez's nuts (despite the fact that she's an Anarchist and he runs a state)
• And, KABOBpolls still prove that KABOBfest's readership aren't that bright

I'll now resume my mission of exposing them for the fools that they are! DOWN WITH KABOBfest!!

You know you're a bad blogger when...

You type "LOL" in the middle of your post and provide a URL that's not hyperlinked. Case in point, KABOBfest's newest addition excen-tarik. I'd like to suggest a new title for his post, "This is so bad it's good." How about, This is so bad it's bad?

In fact, he's so bad that I refuse to add him to KFW's poll for the suckiest KABOBer. He's not worth the effort...