KABOBfest Doesn't Support Peace

How else do you explain (1) Fadi mocking Palestinians for negotiating with Israelis, and (2) NarcelX mocking Jews for negotiating with Persians?

Other than negotiation, the only other solution to the Mid-East's turmoil is a military one. It is, then, fair to assume that KABOBfest supports war and is anti-peace. Makes one wonder what kind of "activists" they really are...

DID HELL JUST FREEZE OVER?

I actually agree with a KABOBfest! Diana's most recent post, "On Politics & Prose," is FANTASTIC! Oh... wait... something just dripped on my head. Oh damn, it's water. Must be the ice melting... CAUSE KABOBfest DIDN'T WRITE IT!

Anyway, the post -- which is actually an op-ed by UCLA professor Saree Makdisi -- discusses how destructive the stifling of conversation surrounding the Israeli-Palestinian conflict can be.

Apparently KABOBfest now believes in freedom of speech and honoring all points of view.

But wait. Wasn't Will's alleged reason for booting me from KABOBfest because he thought I crossed the line with one of my posts? HYPOCRITES!!

Forged Photographs, Sacrilegious Propaganda!

Emily, KABOBfest's resident place holder, used her amateur photoshop skills yesterday to defraud the public into believing that Israeli soldiers shot and killed Jesus Christ.

Not only is this sacrilegious (and thus an insult to every single Christian on the planet), but it's also really BAD propaganda. You see, Jesus died 2,000 years ago -- but Israel wasn't even established until 60 years ago! The numbers just don't add up!

Yet another example of KABOBfest manipulating the truth to serve its own selfish purposes!

Boater Translation: "Offer, Counteroffer"

Because Fayyad refuses to comply with modern standard conventions of English grammar, I've decided to make "Boater Translations" a regular feature of KABOBfestWATCH. Below is a transcription of his latest post, "Offer, Counteroffer." Please note that it constitutes no direct or indirect endorsement of Fayyad or his opinions:

Yesterday, Hamas set its terms for a comprehensive truce with Israel. Its primary demand was that Israel ceases all acts of aggression towards the West Bank and Gaza. Israel, however, responded violently -- sending death squads to assassinate five Palestinians in the West Bank and launching bomb raids on the densely populated Gaza Strip.

Though some would believe that this missed opportunity for peace is the result of an unfortunate coincidence, that's simply not true. One need not look further back than 24 hours to witness similar scenarios repeat themselves time and time again. [Editor's note: It would have been wise of Fayyad to use examples to support this claim. He, however, isn't very wise.]

Silly Hamas, they must have gotten so swept up in the Israeli propaganda storm that they actually believed they constituted enough of a threat that they could dictate the terms of a truce. Will somebody tell the Knafeh Man that his rockets are only good enough for photo ops or to be represented by balloons?

The Shoah is not yet complete...

Interestingly, this post had no misspellings -- which is quite out of character for Fayyad. I assume that he's finally given up on his anti-spellcheck activism. No surprises there, he has a history of selling out (ahem... BDS).

KABOBfest Gets Analytical

Anyone else read Sama Adnan's post, "Israel's Biological Clock," and think no shit?

Not even Israel contests the fact that it must either compromise its aspirations for a Jewish-majority/Jewish-ruled state or continue to bare the consequences of Palestinian resistance.

Thanks for the late-breaking news Sama. What are you going to write about next, the sky being blue or the fact that Arabs speak Arabic? Keep the quality posts coming, they're doing wonders for KABOBfest.