Friday, February 29, 2008

Welcome to KABOBfest Watch

After a brief seven-post stint on KABOBfest, I was abruptly and unjustly removed from the blog by Will, the site’s uncircumcised Canadian pseudo-Arab ringleader. While he claims that my dismissal was the result of “creative differences about the future of KABOBfest,” it was actually the result of his childish jealousy over a woman -- who, interestingly, also writes for KABOBfest. In an attempt to humiliate me and subsequently win her attention, Will invited me to write for KABOBfest only to berate me with ad hominem attacks over the site’s listserv. After realizing what his true intentions were for inviting me to blog for the site, I exposed his juvenile plan to the woman in question and firmly demanded that he apologize. Instead, he responded by removing me from KABOBfest and allowing our private feud to spill out onto the site –- humiliating me in front of both family and friends.

I now write for KABOBfest Watch, a blog dedicated to exposing the misinformation that Will and his rabid gang of self described “activists” spread about America, Israel, and the Arab World. Now we’ll see who’s humiliated...

9 comments:

Zerg said...

Wait, which girl were you fighting over?

Programmer Buydatti said...

I don't want to out her. Will's immaturity has already caused too much pain and drama. While I'm not sure if she'll remain with KABOBfest or not, I know their friendship will never be the same. It's all really sad.

Will said...

To all three readers of this "blog,"

He made this elaborate story up. Don't believe any of it.

I am happily involved with a lovely non-KABOBer. He's just inventing a motive for getting pushed out.

He was clearly just a bit too juvenile for us and got pissed when we tried to ask him to abide by our standards. His curses and foul language got to be too much.

His conspiracy about a woman probably has to do with the fact that he became obsessed with one of our fellow bloggers, nearly stalking her, and when I asked him to back off, he assumed I had something for her.

Ignore him, but keep reading KABOBfest.

Will

Programmer Buydatti said...

Can anyone else smell the BULLSHIT in the room? Keep the lies coming William. They just add more fuel to my fire!

Programmer Buydatti said...

By the way, "curses" and "foul language" are THE SAME THING!

Anonymous said...

I love this blog! Down with KABOBfest!

Anonymous said...

you are the reason why abortion should be legal.
There is a need for getting information out there right now and instead of helping out, or taking this time your wasting, in bashing others, to actually be doing good your creating more none sense for people to read and taking away for the real fucking issues at hand. people are dying, mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers, daughters, sons, relatives, friends, loved ones. They are being literally erased from this earth as we speak and this is how you choose to occupy your time? over a blog feud? what are you 12?
grow up be a man go do something that actually matters in this lifetime.
And no Im not one of the kababfest bloggers, just someone annoyed by your existence.

Sara

Old Kabobfest Viewer, New KabobfestWatch Reader said...

Awesome site! Given Will and Kabobfest's track record, I'd believe a stranger's accusations any day!

I feel like the women of the view when talking about the accused Duke Lacrosse players, "well, they probably did something!"

FUBAR said...

Yes, Sara. Let's all just line up behind our fearless leadership. Lock and load and all that jazz...

While we're at it, can you tell Hamas to stop killing other people's mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers, daughters, sons, relatives, friends, loved ones?

Oh, that's right, you're not against killing other people, you believe in abortion.