Monday, March 24, 2008

Forged Photographs, Sacrilegious Propaganda!

Emily, KABOBfest's resident place holder, used her amateur photoshop skills yesterday to defraud the public into believing that Israeli soldiers shot and killed Jesus Christ.

Not only is this sacrilegious (and thus an insult to every single Christian on the planet), but it's also really BAD propaganda. You see, Jesus died 2,000 years ago -- but Israel wasn't even established until 60 years ago! The numbers just don't add up!

Yet another example of KABOBfest manipulating the truth to serve its own selfish purposes!


6 comments:

safiyyah bint world said...

Israel was't founded until 1948? Was't it?

Emily said...

Man! You haven't been a Kabobreader for very long have you Buydatti. That pic was photoshopped loooooong before I ever even considered writing for the blog.

The only lesson I'll take from this is not to renew any former kabobers' old jokes. Especially the Michelin Man.

Fayyad said...

Buydatti, you forgot to point out that Jesus dies before the invesntion of the digital camera...

Programmer Buydatti said...

Saffiyah bint spellcheck -- It's a typo, get over it.

Emily -- I can't seem to find that photo anywhere in KABOBfest's archives, so stop trying to pin the blame on someone else you liar.

Fayyad -- I was going to mention the digital camera, but couldn't quite figure out if the events in the fraudulent photo were supposed to look like they were taking place 2,000 years ago or recently. Emily clearly has no idea what she's doing.

I'd like to petition KABOBfest to fire her.

safiyyah bint world said...

YOU! You get over it.

She's right. I saw it there months ago.

Programmer Buydatti said...

Yeah. Ok. Whatever. Eat me.