Actually Will, Charlie Rose Wasn't Beat Up!

In "Sinan Antoon Breaks it Down on Charlie Rose," Will lies to KABOBfest's readership by claiming: "Someone beat Rose's ass before the show, it seems." He's referring to Charlie Rose's black eye and bandage.

As usual, Will is lying. A simple Google search reveals:

Charlie Rose's black eye and forehead injury are not from an interview subject fed up with Rose's incessant talking. It's actually from his valiant attempt to save his precious MacBook Air!

TechCrunch found out Rose tripped on a 59th Street pothole: "He was carrying a newly purchased MacBook Air and made a quick (but ultimately flawed) decision while falling: sacrifice the face, protect the computer." Producers said, "In doing so, he pretty much hit the pavement face first, unfortunately...The Macbook Air is fine, he showed us the blood stains on it this morning.” MORE

When will KABOBfest's lies end?

Fadi Disgraces the Memory of Deir Yassin

Fadi marked the 60 year anniversary of the Deir Yassin Massacre with a post entitled, "Remember Deir Yassin." The post consisted of the following picture and caption...

We will never forget, until return.

That's nice and heartfelt, right? EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT FADI CAN'T "REMEMBER" DEIR YASSIN BECAUSE HE WASN'T ALIVE WHEN IT HAPPENED!!

At best, Fadi can honor those that died during the massacre, but he certainly can't "remember" it! This is just another example of the KABOBfest propaganda machine working to make their blog appear more credible than it really is. What a disgrace!

Forged Photographs, Sacrilegious Propaganda!

Emily, KABOBfest's resident place holder, used her amateur photoshop skills yesterday to defraud the public into believing that Israeli soldiers shot and killed Jesus Christ.

Not only is this sacrilegious (and thus an insult to every single Christian on the planet), but it's also really BAD propaganda. You see, Jesus died 2,000 years ago -- but Israel wasn't even established until 60 years ago! The numbers just don't add up!

Yet another example of KABOBfest manipulating the truth to serve its own selfish purposes!

KABOBfest-Facebook Conspiracy Unraveled

KABOBfest launched a Facebook profile last night in which it listed its official date of inception as May 15, 1948. If true, KABOBfest would be in its sixtieth year of operation. This, however, is a blatant lie -- as the research project that would eventually spawn the internet did not begin until the 1950's, and the world wide web, as we know it today, did not become readily available for personal use until the 1990's. Besides, KABOBfest's own archives only date as far back as January 2004.

Clearly, KABOBfest is lying about its age in order to appear more credible. Nice try liars.

Fadi Claims Ghost Terrorists Exist

By titling a recent post "U.S. Creates More Terrorists," Fadi attempts to once again mislead KABOBfest's audience.

Quoting a CNN article, Fadi argues that a U.S. air strike on a "known terrorist target" has resulted in an increased number of terrorists:

The United States today used precision missles to strike a "known terrorist target" in souther Somalia, a U.S. military official said. The strike destroyed two houses killing three women and three children, a local official told CNN.

Clearly Fadi still believes in childish ghost stories -- because the killing of innocent bystanders has never resulted in their reincarnation as terrorist spirits. What an imbecile!

More Evidence That Fadi Exists

Fadi's most recent post rants about how he doesn't exist because Facebook now lists "every Palestinian village inside of the Green Line" as Israeli. His logic, however, is 100% flawed.

To begin with, he titled the post "More Evidence That I Don't Exist." I wonder, how could he not exist if he wrote the post? Having met Fadi, I know for a fact that he does exist. Clearly, "more evidence" of a KABOBfester being purposefully misleading.

Fadi's campaign of misinformation continues with the following screenshot:

Underneath the photo, Fadi writes: "A fitting profile picture for the non-existent." No Fadi, it's actually not "fitting" at all -- because the non-existent can't create Facebook profiles. You simply took down your picture and captured an image of your screen. It's not clever. It's not witty. It's misleading.