Forged Photographs, Sacrilegious Propaganda!

Emily, KABOBfest's resident place holder, used her amateur photoshop skills yesterday to defraud the public into believing that Israeli soldiers shot and killed Jesus Christ.

Not only is this sacrilegious (and thus an insult to every single Christian on the planet), but it's also really BAD propaganda. You see, Jesus died 2,000 years ago -- but Israel wasn't even established until 60 years ago! The numbers just don't add up!

Yet another example of KABOBfest manipulating the truth to serve its own selfish purposes!