Maytha, the Anthropologist

Yes folks. She recently graduated from a prestegious university with a graduate-level degree in Anthropology. And this is what she learned to do...

Think up a gross lie. Write it on a t-shirt with lipstick. Put it on, along with booty-cut shorts that show off her giant Syrian ass. And wonder why more people stare at her ass then the shirt.

I'm not lying. She actually thinks this was a worthwhile experiment. I, however, can't -- for the life of me -- find the experiment in it.

Seems to me like an immature girl with a daddy complex just wanted some attention from boys... and, thinks she's smart. It's both sad and hilarious at the same time!

The KABOBfest - Al-Qaeda Connection

Despite having exposed Fadi's sympathy for terrorism numerous times, fans of KABOBfest continue to come to his defense -- claiming that sympathy for Hamas' cause is not the same as endorsing their violent tactics or resistance.

Fine. Although I disagree, I admit that they could argue this point with relative success. But I dare them to argue this...

According to a 6-11-08 report by the AFP:

AIN AL-HELWEH, Lebanon (AFP) - A gunman was wounded in a shootout with Lebanese soldiers on Wednesday near the Palestinian refugee camp of Ain al-Helweh in south Lebanon, an army spokesman said. [...]

The incident occurred when three unidentified assailants opened fire on the soldiers as they tried to force an army checkpoint outside the camp, near the southern port city of Sidon, the spokesman told AFP.

The soldiers returned fire wounding one gunman, Issa Qiblawi, he said, adding that a second one was arrested while the third fled. [...]

The Palestinian official from Ain al-Helweh said the three assailants were members of the Islamic grouping Jund al-Sham and Issa Qiblawi was the brother of Sheikh Qiblawi, killed in 2004 in Iraq while fighting for Al-Qaeda. [...]

Members of extremist groups believed to have links with Al-Qaeda have settled in Lebanon's Palestinian refugee camps in recent years, especially in Ain al-Helweh, which is partly controlled by Jund al-Sham.

Allow me to simplify it for you: there is only one Qiblawi family in all of Palestine, and they're all related -- regardles of whether it's spelled Qiblawi, Kiblawi, Kablowi, Can You Blow Me, or Keblawi. Interestingly, that also happens to be Fadi's last name.

So Fadi not only supports terrorism, but also has family members in Al-Qaeda.

Fadi writes for KABOBfest -- thus, KABOBfest is associated with Al-Qaeda.

DOWN WITH KABOBFEST! DOWN WITH TERRORISTS!

DID HELL JUST FREEZE OVER?

I actually agree with a KABOBfest! Diana's most recent post, "On Politics & Prose," is FANTASTIC! Oh... wait... something just dripped on my head. Oh damn, it's water. Must be the ice melting... CAUSE KABOBfest DIDN'T WRITE IT!

Anyway, the post -- which is actually an op-ed by UCLA professor Saree Makdisi -- discusses how destructive the stifling of conversation surrounding the Israeli-Palestinian conflict can be.

Apparently KABOBfest now believes in freedom of speech and honoring all points of view.

But wait. Wasn't Will's alleged reason for booting me from KABOBfest because he thought I crossed the line with one of my posts? HYPOCRITES!!

Reason #12,033,343,343,01 why Quiqui is an IDIOT!

In typical psycho-anarcho fashion, Quiqui rants about all the negative aspects of capitalism in her most recent post, "Reason #12,033,343,343,01 why capitalism sucks." And, as usual, ignores all the positive attributes of the system -- AND -- fails to provide a viable alternative.

Never mind the fact that blogger wouldn't exist if it weren't for capitalism (neither would KABOBfest -- because there wouldn't be an Internet to host her cyber brainfarts).

Oh, and she wouldn't be able to buy all those wonderful anarchist/marxist bullshit books she reads because no publishing or distribution companies would exist. Except for one's run by the state... but she doesn't believe in states.

And she'd probably have to give up that really cute armpit stained dress of hers, because why would stores exist to sell clothes if they couldn't profit from the sales? Cause they felt like it? Because selling dresses makes them feel good? Idiot.

Oh, and she'd have no computer to post her anti-American propaganda from.

She'd have to give up traveling the world by plane (build a raft dumb ass), stop shopping at Whole Foods, and quit searching for really great salsa CDs.

Why? Because she doesn't believe in capitalism... which, coincidentally, makes her advantaged lifestyle possible.

Blah blah blah it results in inequality. There was inequality before capitalism! No system can erase that because humans are naturally self-interested. It's a dog-eat-dog world. Your idealism is as juvenile as believing in Santa Clause.

Anarchism. Anarchism. ANARCHISM? If you're so anti-state, stop attending a state school.

Quiqui is soooOOOOOooooOOOOoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOO DUMB!!

KABOBfest Celebrates Token Jew

When Nimr isn't busy posting crap videos of crap music, he occupies his time token-izing Jews...

Houda Nonoo, who has been appointed as the new Bahraini ambassador to the US. Nonoo is remarkable not only for being the first woman ambassador from the kingdom to the US, but because she hails from the country's small Jewish community. Most of the Jewish Bahrainis trace their ancestry to either Iraq or India, but have been in Bahrain for generations. Once again, with all the problems with the Gulf region, this is yet another sign of movement in a positive direction.

Then again, what would you expect from a blog that exploits its lone Jewish contributor, Chaim Sugarman, at every possible opportunity? I suppose Bahrain is super progressive now, right Nimr? For a political pundit, you sure have a hard time recognizing when a regime is WAGGING THE DOG!

Will: Allah Comes Second to Government

And he calls himself a real Muslim! His latest post, "Get Your 2008 Commemorative Iraq Jesus Coin," reads...

And Muslims publics will still disappoint, with their greater empathy for religious issues and symbols than for the human suffering involved. They will riot over cartoons before taking to the streets against their governments.

Advice for Will: Get your penis circumcised before issuing blasphemous fatwas - you kaffir!

Those Sneaky KABOBastards...

... are exploiting the whole Rachael Ray-Dunkin Donuts kuffiyeh fiasco to attract more site visits to their anti-Semitic propaganda machine. They've posted on the issue 1, 2, 3 times in a matter of four days. They were even linked by the Huffington Post -- but were thankfully removed after two days. Now, they're misleading YouTube's audience by registering their sick Islamo-fashion mockumentary as a video response to the whole Dunkin Donuts controversy!

I urge KFW's legion of followers to inundate the comments section of their mockumentary with posts exposing them for the fifth columns that they truly are!