Thursday, March 20, 2008

KABOBfest Breaches American National Security

In "Memo to the U.S. Army," Casio-keyboard-obsessed Canadian blogger Will reveals that KABOBfest's token Jewish investigator, Chaim Sugarman, has produced a "secret 43 page memo to the Army, outlining suggestions for recruiting more Arabs." He then proceeds to commit treason by leaking the top six classified suggestions. The patriot that I am, I confronted Will about his disloyalty to America. This was our exchange:

First, I said:

Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:05:41
From: Programmer Buydatti
To: Will
Subject: Memo to the U.S. Army

Will. How dare you release secret classified information on KABOBfest? Who the hell do you think you are? National Security isn't a game. Take it down immediately!

- PB

Then he said:

Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:25:03
From: Will
To: Programmer Buydatti
Subject: Re: Memo to the U.S. Army

What are you stupid? Relax.

Will

I responded with:

Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:15:35
From: Programmer Buydatti
To: Will
Subject: Re: Memo to the U.S. Army

Don't tell me to relax you son of a bitch! Even if you think America is "the great Satan," you can't go publishing secret information just because you have access to it. How would you like if I ratted you out to the FBI?

- PB

And this was his response:

Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:07:10
From: Will
To: Programmer Buydatti
Subject: Re: Memo to the U.S. Army

Yeah... you do that.

Will
There you have it folks, solid evidence that KABOBfest doesn't give a hoot about American National Security. Join in my fight to bring KABOBfest down!

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6 comments:

safiyyah bint world said...

I don't think you're real. How did you get so much more funny? I think this is all a publicity stunt! It's not working........ I think the only losers who read this blog are, me, PC, whichever blogger you are making fun of.

Programmer Buydatti said...

You should contact Will and ask to join his KABOBfest possey -- or should I say pussies -- because just like them you make light of serious matters. It's insulting! Have you no shame? How many 9-11s will it take for homeland security to become an important issue to you? You ungrateful nothing!

safiyyah bint world said...

Lol. You're so weird.

Programmer Buydatti said...

GO TO HELL!

Will said...

You are so low to post our correspondence like that!

Programmer Buydatti said...

Humiliated? GOOD! There's more of that coming your way...