"Is this Racist?" -- Will's recent post, asks the KABOBcommunity to ponder the question of whether or not anti-Islamic propaganda is "racist."
For the record, Princeton University defines the word "racism" as "the prejudice that members of one race are intrinsically superior to members of other races" and "discriminatory or abusive behavior towards members of another race."
Seeing as Islam is a religion -- AND NOT A RACE -- I would say: "No. Technically anti-Islamic propaganda is not racism." Jeez Will, brush up on your vocabulary.
By the way, has anyone else noticed that KABOBfest has turned into WILLfest as of late?
Showing posts with label Definitions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Definitions. Show all posts
Monday, April 14, 2008
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Breaking News: Programmer Craig Sexually Outed!
On Monday, I defined the term "KABOBfest" for the public to read, learn, and understand. The very next day, a stupid idiot named Diana Mugg re-defined the term. This morning it was re-re-defined, not once, but twice:
The first new definition, submitted by Mohammad Will, is inadequate because it implies that camel meat is the only type of meat that the KABOBfesters include in their meat-on-a-stick cuisine. In reality, goats and chickens are more commonly consumed. To make matters worse, Mohammad Will failed to construct a grammatically correct definition. See, a person can't eat meat at one sitting, but during one sitting... blockhead!
While the second new definition gives the goons at KABOBfest far too much intellectual credit, I appreciate the fact that Um Craig, Arabic for "Craig's mother," took the time to formulate an Urban Dictionary definition for the term. I had no idea that KABOBfest was a family affair for Programmer Craig - who, by the way, is a consistent and racist pain-in-the-ashkelon commentator on KABOBfest.
Unfortunately for Craig, his mother let it slip in her example sentence that he was the one who created the first hoax definition -- which stated that KABOBfest is an "O.B.L. fanclub." That definition, however, was submitted by someone named Diana Mugg. Given these facts, one can only logically deduce that Programmer Craig is actually a woman (named Diana Mugg) trapped in a "sad and lonely" male programmer's body... not that there's anything wrong with that, I just thought I'd let you know.
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The first new definition, submitted by Mohammad Will, is inadequate because it implies that camel meat is the only type of meat that the KABOBfesters include in their meat-on-a-stick cuisine. In reality, goats and chickens are more commonly consumed. To make matters worse, Mohammad Will failed to construct a grammatically correct definition. See, a person can't eat meat at one sitting, but during one sitting... blockhead!While the second new definition gives the goons at KABOBfest far too much intellectual credit, I appreciate the fact that Um Craig, Arabic for "Craig's mother," took the time to formulate an Urban Dictionary definition for the term. I had no idea that KABOBfest was a family affair for Programmer Craig - who, by the way, is a consistent and racist pain-in-the-ashkelon commentator on KABOBfest.
Unfortunately for Craig, his mother let it slip in her example sentence that he was the one who created the first hoax definition -- which stated that KABOBfest is an "O.B.L. fanclub." That definition, however, was submitted by someone named Diana Mugg. Given these facts, one can only logically deduce that Programmer Craig is actually a woman (named Diana Mugg) trapped in a "sad and lonely" male programmer's body... not that there's anything wrong with that, I just thought I'd let you know.KABOBfestWatch: At the forefront of investigative blogging.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Diana Mugg is a Stupid Idiot
Minnesota resident Diana Mugg has taken it upon herself to re-define the term "KABOBfest" on Urban Dictionary. Let it be known that KABOBfestWatch unequivocally rejects, denounces, and defecates upon Ms. Mugg's new definition.
In addition to not clarifying what an "o.b.l." is, she did not capitalize the "KABOB" portion of "KABOBfest" -- nor did she use a grammatically correct example-sentence to illustrate how to utilize the term in the proper context. Clearly, Ms. Mugg is an unintelligent poseur.
In addition to not clarifying what an "o.b.l." is, she did not capitalize the "KABOB" portion of "KABOBfest" -- nor did she use a grammatically correct example-sentence to illustrate how to utilize the term in the proper context. Clearly, Ms. Mugg is an unintelligent poseur.----------------------------------------------------------------------------
UPDATE: According to secret KFW sources, "o.b.l." is an incredibly unhip acronym for Osama bin Laden.
Monday, March 3, 2008
Ever Wonder What a KABOBfest is?
This morning, Urban Dictionary approved and assigned a fitting definition for the term "KABOBfest." It made my day:
They're now officially losers inscribed in stone. How pleasing!
They're now officially losers inscribed in stone. How pleasing!
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