In typical psycho-anarcho fashion, Quiqui rants about all the negative aspects of capitalism in her most recent post, "Reason #12,033,343,343,01 why capitalism sucks." And, as usual, ignores all the positive attributes of the system -- AND -- fails to provide a viable alternative.
Never mind the fact that blogger wouldn't exist if it weren't for capitalism (neither would KABOBfest -- because there wouldn't be an Internet to host her cyber brainfarts).
Oh, and she wouldn't be able to buy all those wonderful anarchist/marxist bullshit books she reads because no publishing or distribution companies would exist. Except for one's run by the state... but she doesn't believe in states.
And she'd probably have to give up that really cute armpit stained dress of hers, because why would stores exist to sell clothes if they couldn't profit from the sales? Cause they felt like it? Because selling dresses makes them feel good? Idiot.
Oh, and she'd have no computer to post her anti-American propaganda from.
She'd have to give up traveling the world by plane (build a raft dumb ass), stop shopping at Whole Foods, and quit searching for really great salsa CDs.
Why? Because she doesn't believe in capitalism... which, coincidentally, makes her advantaged lifestyle possible.
Blah blah blah it results in inequality. There was inequality before capitalism! No system can erase that because humans are naturally self-interested. It's a dog-eat-dog world. Your idealism is as juvenile as believing in Santa Clause.
Anarchism. Anarchism. ANARCHISM? If you're so anti-state, stop attending a state school.
Quiqui is soooOOOOOooooOOOOoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOO DUMB!!
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Reason #12,033,343,343,01 why Quiqui is an IDIOT!
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Programmer Buydatti,
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I'll agree with that - it's always the middle class suburbanites who want to act refined that complain about capitalism, not realizing that without it they won't have their Starbucks and Whole Foods, or their mass produced Che shirts from Urban Outfitters.
Someone needs to buy Qui Qui a new dress.
yeah, this post of quiqui's actually inspired me to change my vote from maytha to her in the KFW poll.
maytha may suck, but she's got nothing on quiqui.
AGREED.
This site is awesome! Thank you. NOTHING makes me sicker than seeing people living off of the benefits of capitalism and bitching about it. Move to a socialist or communist state, or back the the thugocratic slums you came from. Or at minimum, remove the adsense from your crappy site that earns you profit. You know, the evil profit...
Programmer Buydatti is a capitalist like Ariel Sharon is a Zionist.
and anonymous is a hater like Adolf Hitler is a Jew-skeeving Nazi.
btw, zionism has nothing to do with capitalism. palestinians have been capitalists for centuries. learn the history, it's been a huge port country for merchants since the beginning of time. so save your anti-capitalist bullshit propaganda for another cause.
Anonymous really is a hater.
No, I'm not.
Yes, I am.
No, I'm not.
Yes I am. I think I know what capitalism is.
Yes, I do think I know what capitalism is.
And that's why I'm a hater. Because I don't know what it is and I wish I did.
I do know what capitalism is. So that's not why I'm a hater. Shut up and leave me alone.
I think capitalism is about trading and selling and buying. How third grade of me! I'm conflating economics into capitalism because I can't imagine what any other economic system looks like because none of them are human nature like this capitalism. Silly me.
Yes! Silly me.
No, silly ME!
No, ME!!
No, MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh, I'm such a loser.
Shut up.
Make me.
OK.
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