Me: Hey dumb ass, learn to spell.
Tarik: Werd up G-G-G-G-UNIT! Uh, yeah. Whatevs. LoL.
Me: Seriously, I counted over 35 spelling and grammar mistakes in your latest post -- and that doesn't include your "self-hating" Jewish friend's comments.
Tarik: Oh hell naw doggie b, you be all up in my grill ferr what? Man fuck you man fuck you! On the reel you so is WHACK b. Strait up WHACK!
I rest my case.