Ayo b wut da dilly ferilly yo cause i'm so mac-atackin like i gotta be on da real cause da 411 on dat Saudi spliff is dat dose motha truckin wahabi huggin beefcake pantyhose be breakin g to da r.o.u.n.d to build a wall smack dab between my homies in the ROCK (aka: I-raq, Sunni attack, Smack Dat, Bring Saddam Back) and da K-S-A. Are you ferSerious? Is da troof and I ain't jerkin ya. Can you wrap yo dome around dat conceptually motha fucka? Its like, dose wiggity wiggity whack wankstas be supportin all aspects of da war and shit and den all of a sudden dey all actin like its a problem for dem? SHHIIIIIT SON! DAs so l.a.m.e. Mofos betta back da fuck up befo day get smacked da fuck up. Damn I wish Tupac was alive. He'd fly to Jeddah and role on dem suckas!Confused? So were we when we read NarcelX's recent post, "Saudi Jarabia." The idiot has absolutely no grasp of the English language. In fact, it's worse than Fayyad's -- and he's foreign!
No doubt about it, NarcelX signifies the downfall of KABOBfest. What the heck were they thinking? Recruiting gangster-wannabes to give witty political analysis... They might as well have hired DMX's crackhead ass to do the job.
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Hahaha!
I have a feeling NarcelX is about to experience a surge in the "sucks most" poll.
He's not in the poll... hmm... redirect all "sucks most" polling points to Will, for letting this cracker on KabobFest in the first place.
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