Boo-hoo! At least this isn’t the “most pathetic blog” of the century -- KABOBfest! And at least I’m not the “most pathetic” blogger of eternity -- Will!
In a statement released yesterday, I exposed the real reasons for which the folks at KABOBfest barred me from continuing to contribute to their blog. Basically, Will invited me on board for the sole purpose of embarrassing me in front of a female contributor who we’re both interested in (but she’s only interested in me). After berating me with ad hominem attacks on the KABOBfest listserv, he took the feud public – which caused a lot of heartache for everyone involved.
Will verified my statement by publishing more ad hominem attacks this morning, calling me “disgraced… a laughable mockery… juvenile… wackjob… collaborator,” and “KABOB3rs.”
It’s clear that the person at fault here is William, and others agree. Why else would he be leading the poll for suckiest KABOBer? DOWN WITH THE FEST!!