KABOBfest Endorses Haram Snack

As if racially profiling Muslims wasn’t bad enough, KABOBfest added insult to injury today when it officially endorsed Cool Ranch Doritos – a snack forbidden by Shariah for its alcohol content.

That’s right, alcohol! According to a recent article by the Daily Mail:

Furious Muslims have heavily criticised Walkers crisps [which produces Doritos] after it emerged that certain varieties of the manufacturer's products contain trace elements of alcohol.

Some crisp types use minute amounts of alcohol as a chemical agent to extract certain flavours. […]

Masood Khawaja, of the Halal Food Authority, said that this was not the first time the issue had been raised with Walkers. "They should have looked into the matter and solved it instead of hiding behind labelling regulations. It does not matter what percentage of alcohol is involved.

And which of the KABOBers do you think made this offensive endorsement? Will of course! After all, he's not circumcised and therefore can't be a real Muslim anyway. Snack Strong, Will. Snack Strong!