Showing posts with label capitalism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label capitalism. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Reason #12,033,343,343,01 why Quiqui is an IDIOT!

In typical psycho-anarcho fashion, Quiqui rants about all the negative aspects of capitalism in her most recent post, "Reason #12,033,343,343,01 why capitalism sucks." And, as usual, ignores all the positive attributes of the system -- AND -- fails to provide a viable alternative.

Never mind the fact that blogger wouldn't exist if it weren't for capitalism (neither would KABOBfest -- because there wouldn't be an Internet to host her cyber brainfarts).

Oh, and she wouldn't be able to buy all those wonderful anarchist/marxist bullshit books she reads because no publishing or distribution companies would exist. Except for one's run by the state... but she doesn't believe in states.

And she'd probably have to give up that really cute armpit stained dress of hers, because why would stores exist to sell clothes if they couldn't profit from the sales? Cause they felt like it? Because selling dresses makes them feel good? Idiot.

Oh, and she'd have no computer to post her anti-American propaganda from.

She'd have to give up traveling the world by plane (build a raft dumb ass), stop shopping at Whole Foods, and quit searching for really great salsa CDs.

Why? Because she doesn't believe in capitalism... which, coincidentally, makes her advantaged lifestyle possible.

Blah blah blah it results in inequality. There was inequality before capitalism! No system can erase that because humans are naturally self-interested. It's a dog-eat-dog world. Your idealism is as juvenile as believing in Santa Clause.

Anarchism. Anarchism. ANARCHISM? If you're so anti-state, stop attending a state school.

Quiqui is soooOOOOOooooOOOOoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOO DUMB!!